What your cat thinks when he sees you in the shower

Because you never know when somethng bad will interrupt your sleep

Illustrated, to get the point across

I'm afraid to read the ingredients

Missing Person

The FBI Is Watching

Total Crisis

Dear Dr Ruth

Because meeting face to face with a tiger can be a religious experience

Buy this thing called a clue

Don't forget: The price of mailing your head has gone up

Price of a US First Class postage stamp went up to $0.45 yesterday.

Additionally, other postage rates have increased, as well. Check the USPS website for details.

Apple figures out how to get men to listen to you

Fail or Accurate?

Octo-Mom Breakfast Special

Redefines Freezing Your Ass Off

Yes, PLEASE don't use the elevator!

Divorce Cake

Ghetto Garage

Mexican Beefdog

Riding on a donut...literally

Seems Legit

It's not what you think

Spiderman, Pasta Can, Does Whatever a Spider Can

Warez

Top bunk needs its own table

Wipe genitally with a wet cloth

Bumper Stickers

What Not to Name Your Landscaping Company

You Write What You're Told

Expose Yourself to the Freeway

I have a "therory" about our government

Cheap Hoes

Reports?

Why Torrents Exist

No, you are a banana with bad grammar

But can she code?